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KenaiandKoda asked the following: Claude, do you know what scissor sisters are?

He tilts his head at this. ".... Scissor sisters? You're not referring to that band are you... e__e"



How do you feel about hamburgers?

He makes a face at this. "-___- Why someone would choose to take ground up meat and mash it into some flattened glob then proceed to slather it in condiments and toppings is beyond me. I will never understand how that slab of byproduct stuffed between two slices of bread is even remotely considered a meal...."




ShadowTheHedgeHog879 asked:
Thoughts?

"-.- Human imagination never ceases to amaze.... or annoy for that matter..."



ask-ladyHelenCrystal asked: Claude what is your reaction to this?
youtu.be/mxzgwJ8tSE0

"......e___e Why do I continue to subject myself to this...?" He sighs. "I will not even bother to inquire what this was; I haven't the patience for it..."



The-TimeRunner asked the following:

((TIME TO BOTHER YOU WITH QUESTIONS! ))



“Is it possible for demons to fall ill? From sickness or disease? Does such exist amongst demons?”

((Admin XD PUNS!!!))

He tilts his head to the side, looking up thoughtfully. ".... A rather interesting question; I'm not certain. I  myself have never fallen ill but that is by no means anything to gauge our entire species on." He shrugs. "We may very well be susceptible to illness."



((Claude...
If today was your last day, and tomorrow was too late, could you say goodbye to yesterday?))

“.....My Admin, I swear...” -_-

The demon stares with a rather blank look. "...... Please, do not give me just cause to find you rightly certifiable -___-; I have enough of those lingering about to satisfy any quota..."



“Claude....the demonic sword known as the Laevatein....what can you tell me about it? How did you acquire it? Do you still have it in your possession at present?”



((I presume Runner heard about it in his research on angels and demons, and now wants to learn what he can about it >.>))

He narrows his eyes slightly. "What can be said of it? It is the blade cursed with eternal darkness and just as it is with all demon blades a soul pierced by it comes to a complete end. I acquired it by.... I gather you could say defending myself from another of my kind. I took it to prove my worth and I have carried it in my possession ever since." He then makes a face. "I do indeed still have it as I have taken it back from x-Ask-Hannah-x as of late..."

((Admin: Note, this is based on HEADCANONS))



“Claude...” he rubs his shoulder, looking a little awkward, “Bones mentioned this quite a while ago, but...she suggested I ask you this.”
He draws in a breath, “How...do you feel when I hug you?”



((Nearly forgot about this one XD I was reading through our comments, and saw you mentioned it so....
You were trying to convince Runner that hugs were good XD

That’s all I gots at the moment o.o))

((Admin: PFFFT XD lmao I forgot myself))

Claude blinks a little unsure of this. "....How do I feel when you hug me?" He shakes his head slightly. "I... I'm not quite sure.... I am not entirely adverse to it.... I gather you could say I..." He pauses, crossing his arms in a slightly frustrated manner. "Oh what is the bloody word I'm looking for..." He waves his hands now having grown aggravated. "Blast it." He looks away, a subtle light pink on his face. "I suppose I enjoy it..."

((Admin: Note, this answer is based on Claude's NON-CANON relationships.))