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lilypadwings from tumbler asked: This is a mass question for everyone. And by everyone, I dont mean a few people, I mean to everyone who is active. So here it is: If you were in charge of inventing a new toy for the Funtom Company, what would it be?

The demon narrows his eyes, sighing subtly to himself. "A toy for the Funtom Company? Clearly you have forgotten who it is I serve." He adjusts his glasses. "If I had time for such nonsense, I would not be developing a toy as much as I would a weapon. Children need to be taught, not placated...."



Anonymous from tumbler asked: Claude, I think you and Mary are just adorable! :3 What is your favourite thing about her?

He stares for a moment, his face flushing a little. "... M-my favourite thing about her?" He whips his head to the side, snorting indignantly. "Well that is rather personal is it not?" He growls, the flush only darkening. "There are far too many things to list and I will not humour you by listing them off here. You can figure it out on your own..."



TeamSHS asked: Hello Faustus, how is that young master of yours? Mine is perfectly fine if you ask.

He tilts his head slightly. "His Highness is well I gather though why you would even postulate that I would ever inquire with that git Michaelis about anything is beyond me..."



ShadowTheHedgeHog879 asked: Would you please gouge out Sebastian's eyes?

He gives a moderately surprised look at this. "May I inquire as to why you wish this done?" He blinks. "I am not protesting; I am merely curious as to the cause for such a request."



If you had a badly mangled limb, an arm persay - would it be best to try and save it or simply cut it off?

He makes a face. "If you speak of a demon then the answer is obvious; you would simply remove it. A demons limbs can grow back after all however, if you speak of humans." He tilts his head lightly. "It depends on whether or not the damage is permanent or if the limb is moderately salvageable." He huffs lightly at this with a smirk. "I mean, you wouldn't cut off your head if it were even remotely salvageable would you?"



nasexsavkifs asked: Are you a cockroach?

"........ Do I appear as such?"



What do you think of this?

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He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Honestly...."



Hey, Claudey-Poo! What da ya think of mah new icon?

"-___- Simply stunning; bravo."



Miranda901k asked: Claude! Are you the donut to x-Ask-Sebastian-x 's banana?

The demons eye twitches. "...... You know, as I recall spiders require a warm place to roost for the winter months. How does your bed sound?"



KenaiandKoda asked: Do you want to be an exorcist?

"You must be joking yes?"



What are your thoughts on Yuri? And for fucks sake, if you don't know what it is, look it up.

He makes a face, eye twitching. "No."



Why am I not tired until I have to wake up?

"Because you are exhausting yourself."



This or That?

"To be difficult; neither." He smirks.



o.o How do you feel about Yaoi?

"No." He narrows his eyes. "If only because I know where most yaoi fans tend to take thoughts of me and a certain git to..."



Do you realize that a jellyfish will never get the satisfaction of holding a slice of pizza?

"...... Well, that is not necessarily true. If the pizza were submerged the jellyfish could in theory grab a hold of it..."



Did you know that you are the Halloween Queen?

He growls, mouth fitted into a thin line. "You are going to get my administrator killed and you will have no one but yourself to blame..."



What is the best way to treat a rug burn?

"With the same thing you use to treat a sunburn; aloe." He shakes his head. "Am I too assume you have a rug burn now?"



youtu.be/0HDdjwpPM3Y

thoughts?

"....... I... I just don't understand human musical tastes these days..." He shakes his head.



How do you feel about Christmas music?

He shrugs. "It is merely music of another variety. Why do you ask?"



Why you no do the thing?

"Thing?"



Dream catchers?

He tilts his head curiously. "What about them?"



How do you feel about tongue rings and would you ever get one?

He narrows his eyes. "No. It is unbecoming of a butler to pierce or tattoo any part of his person." He narrows his eyes further. "My contract seal does not count as that is a part of me as a demon..." He then sighs lightly. "As for my opinion of such." He shrugs. "It comes with its own set of issues however I leave each to their own."